Leaked government documents reveal how National plans to allay doubts over their ability to create 170,000 jobs over the next four years. National will implement an entirely new form of job creation scheme, the focus of which will be the nationwide production and delivery of menhirs. In the leaked documents Bill English recommends that John Key tell the nation's jobless: "Me think you able sell heap big heap menhirs plenty quick."
Sounds a good plan; and no doubt Bill "Double Dipton" English can massage the figures to make it read 340, 000 new jobs.
ReplyDeleteBrian Goebbels