John Key: Making Poor People History

Isn't John Key the best prime minister ever? He is so cool that my favourite magazine M2 has made him Man of the Year! And thanks to John I now understand poverty and how to fix it. It turns out than poor people are only poor because they make poor choices. And most poor people were born into poor families which means that poverty is genetic like Down syndrome. New Zealand scientists are trying to isolate the poverty gene and when they do there will be no more poor people (who are usually brown) and only rich people (who are usually white). Won't that be great?

Make sure you VOTE JOHN in 2011!